Gastroenteritis has been ripping through these parts at breakneck speed this winter, so much so that I declared this the Winter of Vomit a few weeks ago. In tribute, I've composed a few haiku:
Volumes of vomit
Are spewing from our children
I hope we're not next
Buckets of vomit
Fill the air with awful stench
Go easy, stomach
Here is a bucket
It is now filled with vomit
Time to do laundry
The whole family is healthy at the moment. Hopefully, we can stay that way for a while.