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Tribute to the Winter of Vomit

Gastroenteritis has been ripping through these parts at breakneck speed this winter, so much so that I declared this the Winter of Vomit a few weeks ago. In tribute, I've composed a few haiku:

Volumes of vomit
Are spewing from our children
I hope we're not next

Buckets of vomit
Fill the air with awful stench
Go easy, stomach

Here is a bucket
It is now filled with vomit
Time to do laundry

The whole family is healthy at the moment. Hopefully, we can stay that way for a while.

Reader Comments (3)

Rob - this is gross - I have seen more vomit than you nah! nah! nah! YUCK! You only have two kids vomitting ---- I had 4 - however, I must admit that you were the greatest - You ALWAYS made it to the BR! In addition, to my kids and Hubby vomiting - I now have the added pleasure of participating in my 10 grandchildren vomiting - YUCK! again (ie: Christmas Dinner - Caleb and later the rest of Andy's family which forntunately I only had to HEAR about - in detail,no less! ) Count the minutes until April 3rd! NO VOMITING ALLOWED IN FLORIDA!!!! Love, Mom
February 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMom
Rob, You sick and Twisted man. I am glad to admit our friendship!

Roanld Edmunds
Class of '88
March 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRon
Thanks, Ron. Good to hear from you!
March 11, 2009 | Registered CommenterRob

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